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would be serving a dime if being fine was a crime 
counted to infinity - twice.
Comes to earth when mars gets boring
doesn't want a happy ending... that implies something has to end. Me... I want a fantastic right now!
The Woman.......A mystery that will never be solved.
thinking the sun is out might just work on my six pack!!!ithey should be cold enough now
celebrating Take Your Hamster to Work Day ...
not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
needs to be like 'NIKE' and just do it!
playing with himself.....legos are awesome!
disappointed in AJ. She thought he was creative...
thinks some women end up getting excited over nothing... then they end up marrying him
She's got so many children she's multiplying quicker than a calculator
She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
She was that excited she slipped off of the chair
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it
It's as hot as a marathon runner's jockstrap
better start training for the 2016 olympics.
I've seen better looking bodies at a junkyard. 