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went to Facebook and all I got was this stupid status message.
your guiding light because as the world turns we are the young and the restless with only have one life to live throughout the days of our lives because all my children will be born at general hospital.
I bought a cabin on a lake.... but there are signs all over my side of the lake saying "NO WAKE ZONE"...... now I am afraid to go to sleep.
just finished his studies as in an Analyst and Therapist, and is not a fully qualifies Analrapist
Don't count the seconds... Make every second count...
gave up drinking and smoking... Worst ten minutes of my life.
jumping out the window, who's with me?
And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy. It had been a long first week with Eve!
Chris Brown must be making a new album, because he is going over his greatest hits with the judge tomorrow?
She's going to face the music and I'm gunna be the one playing it
Why aren't martini glasses shaped so that they don't spill so easily on the express bus?
A woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less?
segregation will not end until they start putting #2 pencils in the same boxes as colored pencils.
may be having a bad hair day, but it looks like you're having a bad face life.
thought I'd come across a mass grave of about 1,000 snowmen yesterday. Turns out it was just a field of carrots
Why is a school zone speed limit 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles.
Time sure flies when your drunker than hell.
In certain circumstances, I happen to see A LOT wrong with a little bump and grind.
Why the hell didn't the Hamburglar ever steal and eat Mayor McCheese? I mean he was, after all, an ENORMOUS burger. 