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just recieved an e-mail saying I inheirited $122,000, but first I need to wire them $1,000 to prove my identity and account numbers.....hmmm.....haha 
just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!
"SANE peoples are always INSANE for others."
thinking about making some extra cash by selling some of his Facebook friends on eBay! Starting with the ones who have requested friendship but have not really delivered! I'm not expecting much for them, a few Pesos here a few Rupees there... Money's mone
just bought myself some ESTRADA sunglasses
the people sitting around me should all be wearing helmets
why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?
thinking who every said that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush has been putting their bird in the wrong bushes.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
and from that day forward, where ever I went I was running.
Traffic is moving pretty fast today, so I've decided to stop in the center lane open the hood and bring things back to normal. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!
Hey Prince of discord, Find your own Crap.!! that was old joke.
a new idea for Anyone that likes breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the kitchen..!!
thinks Kayne West truly is a gay fish.
also known as H1N1
" Anyone like breakfast in Bed?? Sleep in the kitchen..!! "
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aparently there is a difference between funny and clever and I dont know the difference-so I am told. 