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maybe it's just me, but the term "cul-de-sac" always makes me think of a scrotum. 
-- Is it called a "Wonderbra" because when she takes it off you wonder, where the f**k have her t*ts gone ?......
If there's one thing I like to rock,it's casbahs.
women are much smarter than men.Think about it,diamonds are girls' best friend...a mans best friend is a dog.
wondering why abbreviated is such a long word?
You're one of those people who pushes when the door says pull aren't you?
you should never brag on your spouse because as soon as you do, next thing you know they're f-ing a tattooed nazi
nervous about tax day, April 15. I plan to call the toll-free IRS Taxpayer Assistance Helpline and listen to the busy signal until I feel better.
I'm no Proctologist, but I know an a**hole when I see one.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
when the roomates away, in my underwear I will stay
"You want the booth?!? You can't handle the booth!" Jack Nicholson working at Perkins
Phil mickleson has by far the sloppiest titties of any professional athletes that I have ever seen.
Tiger Woods ended his week at the Masters with an impressive 69.. His golf was also quite successful.
Velcro is a ripoff
Justin Bieber's songs are just about as deep as his voice...
-- The most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position... The husband sits and begs for it while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Trust is like a piece of paper,once its crumpled it cant be perfect!
wants to know how the heck paper beats rock... I know stand infront of me and I will throw a rock at you, you can protect yourself with a piece of paper...Doesn't work does it??? =P
It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again. 