Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   You know the saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... well for girls its " Why buy the whole pig, when all ur gonna get is a lil sausage...

   there are plenty of fish in the sea, too bad i'm a shark...

   Please dont poke me if you a guy...Thx!

   Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

   too bad the minn didnt win...i wanted to see favre get a ring this year....but ok well...you brett...go ahead and retire now for and come back b4 the start of next year...

   if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....

   if you're just gonna quit going to the gym in a couple weeks then please don't pack the gyms now. thanks!

   enjoying a nice bottle of vintage DayQuil '09. The texture is like honey, taste like crap with touch of lemon

   I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....

   Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?

   a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting

   Wishes he was a white crayon, so no one would use me...