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Sure it's flattering and weird at the same time, but you need to stop thinking of me when you masturbate... 
Seis De Mayo, Spanish for, Hungover...
just got barred from Home Depot, some idiot in an orange apron came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking, lucky I got the first punch in!!!!
Bacon is best served with a side of bacon
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Lord Voldemort is real evil. He turned Cedric Diggory into Edward Cullen.
With all the infadelities of David Boreanaz, puts a new menaing to his show "Bones". Just waiting for the porn movie to be made.
wonders if criminals are starting to catch on that there isn't a lot of crime fighting happening during LOST?
Relationships are like glass...sometimes its better 2 leave them broken rather than hurting yourself trying 2 put them back together!
C.R.O.W.S = Can't Remember Our Winning Song
Liquor & poker...or just play cards!!!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom took away his WII, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own a$$
closed captions are like reading a book, except this book rocks!
I play farmville and cafe world on facebook. Does that mean I have to file self employed on my taxes?
thinks life ws much easier when Apples & Blackberies were just fruits.
Loosely translated, Cinco de Mayo means "destroy their livers."
Who the hell does my cat keep sleeping with to fall pregnant - she's the neighbourhood sharmouta :( I raised a skanky cat !!! *TEARS*
lets just melt the ice... that will stop the smoke and i'll be on the plane again!!!
If you can't multi-task, why should I. your computer 