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They should make car gas tanks more realistic, in the shape of asses.
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04-19-2012 20:46 by
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If you had a donkey and it ate a roosters feet and got sick, would you call the vet and say your ass doesn't feel good because there is two feet of c0ck in it?
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04-19-2012 20:15 by
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Kids are supposed to be so tech savvy these days but my 9-month-old just wants to lick my iPhone.
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04-19-2012 20:07 by
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The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky
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04-19-2012 20:05 by
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These stale great value brand Doritos taste like middle class sadness.
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04-19-2012 20:02 by
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Swimming can be confusing… some people do it for fun.. I do it not to die.
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04-19-2012 20:00 by
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Wow... I just met someone that actually IS as stupid as they look.
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04-19-2012 14:07 by
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People love to push the envelope. What they dont' know is that papercuts really hurt when I shove that envelope right back up their ass.
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04-19-2012 13:51 by
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I picked up a hitchhiker today... Dragged him for 2 miles before the f*cker finally fell off my car.
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04-19-2012 13:44 by
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I told my ex to make sure she gives 100% today... she's on her way to donate blood.
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04-19-2012 13:41 by
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People like you are the reason people like me take pills... and I'm OK with that. ;)
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04-19-2012 13:38 by
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Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.
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04-17-2012 21:06 by
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When I say "It's a long story," it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you.
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04-17-2012 15:46 by
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I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs.
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04-17-2012 14:05 by
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(Oh) = Stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = f*ck you. (Fine) = f*ck it. (I guess) = I don't give a f*ck.
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04-16-2012 22:39 by
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"H3y what r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at your face.
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04-16-2012 22:37 by
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*Fat chick posts a picture on Facebook* "Fresh out the shower. (; " Me: "You spelled ocean wrong."
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04-16-2012 22:10 by
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Handicap people should get a $200 ticket for parking in the regular spots.
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04-16-2012 21:45 by
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I hate when fat women can't cook... Ummm okay, woman you just fat for no reason?
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04-16-2012 21:43 by
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F*ck an alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone," I know what to do.
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04-16-2012 21:36 by
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