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Just for old times sake, I checked in on my Farmville. It's now a Wal-mart.
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10-29-2024 09:17
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It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. first became angry.
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10-29-2024 08:34
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I'm on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.
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10-28-2024 06:00 by
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There should be a reality show where flat-earthers search for the edge of the world.
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10-27-2024 05:52 by
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Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.
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10-26-2024 07:37 by
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I have no idea what a HD is but the doctor just told me I have 80 of them Fuckers.
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10-26-2024 02:12
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One of the biggest lies I tell myself: I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.
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10-25-2024 10:24 by
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n't it funny how sharks can smell blood, dogs can smell drugs - but some people can't smell themselves when they need deodorant?
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10-24-2024 10:55 by
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If there's a 'z' in the middle of a last name, they're Italian. If there's a 'z' at the end of a last name, they're bean poppers.
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10-24-2024 06:54
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Settle an argument.. If a man is doing laundry and sneezes is it ok to blow his nose in a pillowcase?
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10-23-2024 11:09 by
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I really used to hate speed bumps. But now I'm slowly getting over them.
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10-23-2024 09:39 by
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People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 27 dependents in.
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10-22-2024 05:51 by
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He even fixed the ice cream machine 🍦
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10-21-2024 23:02 by
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I don't stand for women's rights. I sit for them... and have them bring me a sandwich and a beer.
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10-21-2024 12:13
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Clocks go back on November 3. I hope mine goes back to when people had morals, values, loyalty, appreciation, and respect.
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10-21-2024 05:40 by
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If a liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!
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10-20-2024 05:40 by
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To all politicians: Keep sending me texts and I can promise you one thing - I won't be voting for you!
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10-18-2024 18:29 by
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I told the waitress my steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it, put it down and said, "If it gives you more trouble let me know".
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10-17-2024 08:45 by
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To be a parent you have to be very patient who here considers themselves to be very impatient. Me too
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10-17-2024 01:45 by
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They warn you not to drink the battery contents because the previous generation did
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10-17-2024 01:35 by
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