Funny Status Message #209757
X is My friend is an anesthesiologist at a VA hospital. They are 4 anesthesiologists short of being full-staffed. And, thanks to him, they are under a hiring freeze. So, when your favorite veteran's quadruple bypass surgery gets canceled... oh well. Thank him.
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