Funny Status Messages

   "It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," whispered the heart.

   The man in front of me is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life, he wishes she sent him for tampons.

   Why would you want a camera on the iPad? That's like taking pictures with a clipboard!

   Scrw you recommended serving size. You don't know me.

   bell out of order, please knock

   Water and cereal dont mix

   It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer

   Live your life and forget your age...

   Welcome to psychoville...!!!!!!!!!!!

   You know the incredible thing about hearts is their unbelievable capacity for forgiveness... You'd be amazed what people will overlook when they love someone...

   Value has a value ONLY if its value is valued . . .

   I've learned not to be picky in farewells... They aren't guaranteed or promised... You are lucky, more than blessed, if you get a goodbye at all...

   If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable...you disconnect yourself from what you truly want...and all that is left is a compromise...

   The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel... Any idiot can feel pain... Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses...

   A priceless moment is when the person that you have fallen in love with, looks you right in the eyes to tell you that they have fallen in love with you...

   I'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love... Just falling, drowning, and rejection...

   a toast to Levi Strauss, who died today in 1902 - "Thanks for making my ass look good all these years!"

   I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?

   you're all invited to my bachelor party! Granted, I'm not even getting married. But thats not a reason to not have a night out with my buddies with beer and strippers!

   While getting dressed this morning, I decided I have been spending waaaaay too much time on the computer, when I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my make-up mirror to see what time it was.