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had absolutely no sympathy for the large woman who dropped her mars bar in front of me today but physically couldnt get down to pick it up 
"Back in my day we never went to school, the Indians taught us!"
you've been unfriended, unfollowed and blocked. Let me know where you can see this, so I can block you there too!
The big bag of Halloween candy has already been opened. The outcome does not look good for trick or treaters on Sunday.
Happiness is a cop car turning his lights on behind you and immediately going past you.
Whoever originally thought up the vampire idea should have trademarked it.
May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. - george jung
If Charlie Brown comes to your house trick or treating this Sunday, please give that kid some candy. That poor kid has been getting just rocks since 1966!
Ok I can only last 5 mins in bed so remind me....... why am I going to use Trojan fire&ice again????
My ex once told me we need to speak the same language... so I ordered Rosetta Stone crazy edition so I could learn to communicate in her native tongue!
Simba was walking to slow, so she told him to mufasa
If I were a pilot I would scream "WE'RE GOING DOWN" every time I landed the plane.
wondering if ghosts only speak/understand english?
Wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way
Lil'Wayne must be strong if he can pick the world up and drop it on my head
can't believe no-one has come up with a cure for anorexia yet. Surely it must be a piece of cake...
I have 20/20 vision but i'm having a hard time reading this blurry code I have to enter online.
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club.I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
If standing up for the constitution makes me an extremist, then yes, I am!
If the founding fathers were alive they wouldn't tolerate this. Why should we?
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