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   messageicon Forget scholarships and honor societies - the highest academic complement is getting an awesome grade on a paper you half-assed at four in the morning the day it was due.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 00:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon won't just hit the spot. He will kill the spot & dress inappropriately at the spots funeral.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a new slogan for TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!!!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:21 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been thinking of things I could do today, leaning towards going to Victoria's Secret and looking around.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She goes down more than a submarine commander.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: Are you tired of this sillyass Q & A game everyone is doing? A: Yes I wish that they would $hit and fall back in it.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 22:14 by Kods Comments (0)  


   messageicon My husband asked me if I wanted to play Call of Duty the other day. When I said yes, he handed me a tub of cleaning supplies.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trail mix should just sell M&M's
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to say here lately i've been very surprised that after clicking spell check I have no spelling errors...
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:34 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-gf and me. After all, I'm a Gemini and she's a b*tch.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:32 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, you're going bald. That ballcap and shoulder length hair don't hide the fact.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is not fastfood if you keep me waiting for 20 minutes for a damn burger!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:04 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well... it finally happened. I got a notice that I am being sued by Metallica for $1.3M not paying for their music... I never pirated their music... but I never bought an album either, so I guess that's the complaint.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 20:26 by JaxWylde Comments (4)  


   messageicon The combination of wet-phlegm laryngitis and requesting Mucinex D from the pharmacist produced comedic results that cannot be cleanly reproduced on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:57 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I spent as many hours learning how to play guitar as I do on Facebook, I'd be a freakin' Jimi Hendrix
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Topless Tuesday night! Woot!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:33 by Miss Sarah Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman says she likes it she hates it, if she says she loves it she likes it, if she is speechless she loves it
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest thing to failure is hope
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation where a boy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Does everyone get my explanation or do you all need a demonstration?
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:35 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  



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