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   messageicon elegantly wasted.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no idea what I am doing...................................but when I do it I drink Dos Equis!
←Rate | 11-21-2010 07:42 by katt1430 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't feel sorry for those that aren't empathic.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is better when you decide you dont care
←Rate | 11-21-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got chased by someone jogging this morning, all because I yelled “Run Forrest Run!”
←Rate | 11-21-2010 05:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are three major types of colour blindness. They are red-green, blue-yellow and tan-orange. Unfortunately, tan-orange is the most common.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 04:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bored with Sunday. You should go away and ask your friend Saturday to come back.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 03:01 by tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think that if there were a third sex, men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:23 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:20 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:18 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon (630): The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
←Rate | 11-21-2010 01:13 by RJB Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Deck the halls with Happy Birthday Faa La La La'up on the roof top is Peter Cotton tail in a one horse open sleigh"..........man, that's a good margarita.....
←Rate | 11-21-2010 01:03 by j-dubb Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm one of those people that tried this at home.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 00:24 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he has the Dos Equis Guy serve it to him in a dress
←Rate | 11-20-2010 23:20 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't be bothered going to his Apathy Support Group today...
←Rate | 11-20-2010 22:12 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon fc%ed up like a screen door on a submarine..
←Rate | 11-20-2010 20:40 by millertime Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bored? Update your Facebook to "in a relationship" with someone you've never met just to see if they'll confirm.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't remember the last time I LOL'ed let alone ROTF.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 18:42 by Steve OH Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sex is like the Star Wars trilogy... there's an invasion, penetration, an explosion and in the end everyone's happy.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 18:26 Comments (1)  


   messageicon just watched 'The Wall' DVD while listening to a Pink Floyd album. If they are started in just the right sequence, the album synchronizes exactly with the movie. The words of the songs almost seem to be coming from the mouths of the actors. Really freaky!
←Rate | 11-20-2010 17:37 Comments (0)  



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