Funny Status Message #38245
X Wife asks her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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Sunday September 16, 2018 @ 08:49 PM
You are in trouble! LOL