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If your stepbrother is gay does that make him your half sister ?
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11-29-2010 23:13 by
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born with no eyelids. Doctor used some of the extra foreskin from my circumcision to make some. He said I would be fine, just a little cock-eyed.
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11-29-2010 23:13 by
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Studies show that excessive poking can make you go blind.
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11-29-2010 22:52 by
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RIP Leslie Nielsen. Shirley, he will be missed.
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11-29-2010 22:51 by
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Please stop telling me how poor you are via Facebook for iPhone.... really?
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11-29-2010 22:46
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The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
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11-29-2010 22:42 by
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"Every Kiss Begins with K" and "Every Divorce Begins with D Bit@h"
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11-29-2010 22:30 by
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I prefer to learn from someone elses mistakes.
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11-29-2010 22:14
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wants to go back in time and give the person just about to invent the "high five" a high five, then sit back and watch the universe implode
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11-29-2010 22:00
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I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...
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11-29-2010 21:41 by
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my New Year's Resolution is to travel back in time and stop Jersey Shore from EVER being made.
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11-29-2010 21:36
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French couple claims to have found 271 unknown Picassos. Suspiciously, one of them is "Still Life with McRib."
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11-29-2010 21:31 by
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US Military is experimenting with robots. Part of new program, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Rise Up and Kill Us."
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11-29-2010 21:30 by
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Am I the only one thats addicted to air?
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11-29-2010 21:29
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We can forgive Ireland's $70 billion debt. But we must never forgive them for Riverdance.
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11-29-2010 21:29 by
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'cyber' Monday is awesome I got like 3 dates lined up....also I think there was a sale online
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11-29-2010 21:29 by
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I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
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11-29-2010 21:28 by
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A new study says humans are psychic, and I'm living proof of it. For example, I can clearly foresee a future where this study is debunked.
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11-29-2010 21:27 by
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Car dealerships greatly over-estimate the allure of tents.
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11-29-2010 21:26 by
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I'm thinking about buying an invisible box that they trap mimes in.
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11-29-2010 21:25 by
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