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First love is when you meet in the moonlight and you find her lips pressed against yours. Married love is when you meet in the kitchen and she finds your trainers by the sink. 
"The meaning of the word Islam is 'submission' or 'surrender'. Which makes it surprising that's it's not a more popular religion in France."
The American military now have so many warships that they're running out of patriotic and nostalgic names to call them. This culminates next month in the launch of the USS Fonzie."
Technically, shoplifting from the Apple store only counts as scrumping."
thinks its amazing how he just killed his catus by not watering it
Our government is now blue/yellow. A bit like Ikea, except things from Ikea generally last 5 years
The uglier the girl the closer she lives.
it is always much easier to get a woman if you already have one
you cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
You look like the type of person who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
If this were Lord of the Flies, you'd be dead already.
Wish in one hand & crap in the other... See which gets filled first.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up.
Drinking is a problem only if you're not good at it. To me, everything you listed is proof that I am very good at it.”
doesnt understand why some ppl are so sensitive to words...I guess there must be an essence of guilt behind those words,,,Get over it
has hot water again...and a new found appreciation for her non plumber husband, who installed the HW heater perfectly...and looked kinda sexy with all that plumbers crack hangin out....hmmmm....think I'll go pollish his tool....!
wondering if anybody can send me some energy... not farmville energy .. or not frontierville energy.. just plain body energy
To save time, let's just assume I know everything.
"Only one store has been a part of your life for 150 years. That's the power of MACY'S" Wow! They're really targeting the seniors with this commercial!
suffering from PMS (Pre Marital Stress)
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