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enough about what's on my mind, what's on yours?
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11-15-2010 17:41
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beauty is power, and a smile is its' sword.
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11-15-2010 17:16 by
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I might be the worst car passenger ever, but that's mostly because I'm a better driver than you and everyone else, so I can't help that.
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11-15-2010 17:03 by
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If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends.
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11-15-2010 17:02 by
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Nothing ruins a perfectly pleasant day like going to work.
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11-15-2010 17:01 by
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Note to Self: Hang up phone BEFORE talking sh!t.
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11-15-2010 16:59 by
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Do I need a receipt to bring sexy back?
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11-15-2010 16:57 by
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I dont know who is more embarrassed....me stopping at a yard sale that isnt a yard sale or the person whose place looks like theres a garage sale.
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11-15-2010 16:52 by
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You know that movie where the guy needs to keep his adrenaline level up or he dies? My weekend was just like that, except the opposite.
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11-15-2010 16:51 by
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I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm taking a dump.
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11-15-2010 16:46 by
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Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
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11-15-2010 16:44 by
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Video game truths: anyone with a lower score than me is a loser and anyone with a higher score is a loser with no life!
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11-15-2010 16:44 by
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Eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
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11-15-2010 16:41 by
Marshall the Great
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The TSA, groping and handling more packages than USPS since 2001!
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11-15-2010 15:55
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Being a housewife is hard work! Some nights I only get 10 hours of sleep.
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11-15-2010 15:52
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A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met? Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't know makes a touchdown.
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11-15-2010 15:41 by
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Friendly Reminder to all: Is "Poke" a Blonde Week! poke ur favorite blonde, or all!
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11-15-2010 15:41
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going to set up a dating website for pyromanics and call it mymatchbook
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11-15-2010 15:22
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madder than a midget with a yoyo!
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11-15-2010 15:20
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gastric bypass...gives new meaning to your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
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11-15-2010 14:56 by
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