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You can go pretty much go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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12-05-2010 17:47 by
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I think the best thing about being in the house of a hoarder is that you can take stuff home with you and they would never even notice.
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12-05-2010 17:46 by
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My naked girlfriend just fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?
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12-05-2010 17:45 by
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world!
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12-05-2010 17:45 by
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Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn Facebook into all nipples by Dec 21st.
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12-05-2010 17:44 by
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Dear Santa, every year you bring me coal. Could you bring me a BBQ pit so I can use them this year? Thank you in advance.
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12-05-2010 17:43 by
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♫♫♪♪ It's the most... wonderful time... for a beer ♪♪♫♫
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12-05-2010 16:45 by
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Relationships are like fat people... they just don't workout !!
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12-05-2010 15:22
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What's another word for synonym?
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12-05-2010 15:00
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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12-05-2010 14:53
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Whoever keeps shaking the snowglobe.... "STOP!"
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12-05-2010 14:14 by
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Seriously, someone needs to invent snacks in bags that don't make noise when you open them late at night.
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12-05-2010 13:33 by
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It's the most... wonderful time... for a beer.
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12-05-2010 12:48 by
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Here's a picture of me with the band REM. That's me in the corner.
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12-05-2010 12:16 by
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I put Red Bull in my coffe pot this morning instead of water. I'm so wired I can see noises...
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12-05-2010 09:48 by
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Just Overheard on BlackOps online;Guy 1: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! Guy 2: I know I Hate my sister!
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12-05-2010 05:00 by
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My neck is sore from whipping my hair back and forth all night...
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12-05-2010 00:50 by
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Just beheaded my neighbor's snowman and placed it on a stake on his front lawn.
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12-05-2010 00:13
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Post a pic of your favorite nut to help raise awareness of testicular cancer. The goal is to see nothing but nuts for the rest of the year. (
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12-05-2010 00:11 by
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Santa loves the rich kids more.
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