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   messageicon Trapped in a mine in New Zealand... Shouldn't be too bad. ...If you can avoid the orcs, trolls and the gigantic Balrog.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:29 by solomane Comments (1)  


   messageicon loves selling stuff on the internet to people who don't know him ...he's already sold the same homing pigeon 24 times on eBay.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:26 by xeron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are like universities. he spend hours looking at them, only to realise he can't get into any of them.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:25 by feathers mcgraw Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't believe he got sacked from the calendar factory...All he did was take a day off.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:23 by gdh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking the Dead. One letter away from being the most controversial show on TV.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:22 by badmin Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you thought the Vuvuzelas at South Africa were annoying, wait til you hear the automatic weapons the Russians bring to the World Cup.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:18 by diamond Comments (0)  


   messageicon working as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:17 by gdh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just downloaded the new FIFA to his Laptop, tried to open the file and it said it was corrupt.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 13:14 by seabass Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a poor old lady slip on the ice this morning and knock herself out......I assume she was poor cause she only had 48 cents in her purse!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 11:35 by lol Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remembering things on my own makes me feel like I'm cheating on Google.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 10:33 by Biggie Comments (1)  


   messageicon of all the copyright infringements on youtube.....they leave Justin Beiber, Jermaine Dupris and Master P.....but they remove Bob Marley!! What's next....make weed illegal??
←Rate | 12-09-2010 10:14 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Oprah, thanks for clarifying you're not a lesbian. We were all wondering...
←Rate | 12-09-2010 10:10 by Vinny Comments (0)  


   messageicon #1 I am sorry to break this to you baby but you are not #1. you are not even #10. To be honest I don't think you even made the speed dial list! However, you will always be my favorite Grandma!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 09:41 by eaglet1122 Comments (1)  


   messageicon #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 09:36 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Answered the door today and a giant grasshopper spit in my face and kicked me hard in the shin , I phoned my doctor and he said not to worry , there was a really nasty bug going around
←Rate | 12-09-2010 09:33 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard your story and wanted to remind you that a sea bearing vessel loaded with male cattle is called a . . . BULLSHIP!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon #4 Girl, did you know your eyes are such a beautiful color of blue . . . It reminds me of the water in my toilet . . .
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number and I will post in my status which bill I paid with it or which Christmas gift I purchased. This is one numbers game I will play.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...I met this really nice girl at closing time last night. Granted, she's missing both her front teeth but Christmas is coming, right?!? I think it can work...
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon In order to refrain from spending too much on Christmas, I'm voluntarily placing myself in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  



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