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   messageicon Got a flannel sweater for the 9th year in a row. Thanks mom! Can't wait to see what I get next year.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 21:57 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to 9 empty traps, today's planned Iron Chef Reindeer Challenge will be postponed.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 20:58 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Kardashians, your 15 minutes was up a few months ago...
←Rate | 12-24-2010 20:48 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends cars gas tank is on E. And we're still driving. Call me crazy.......but I think we just beat the system!
←Rate | 12-24-2010 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Bill Gates and Steve Jobs should be Santa Claus and forced to give us all presents
←Rate | 12-24-2010 18:53 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon broke as a mofo..why can't Santa Claus be real????
←Rate | 12-24-2010 18:48 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it would really be nice if we all went over to MySpace to wish Tom a merry Christmas... poor guy... :-(
←Rate | 12-24-2010 16:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon some weird fat man with a white beard wearing red clothes just shoved me into a big red sock... OK people, which one of you asked to get me for Christmas??
←Rate | 12-24-2010 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there ..
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't get your last minute presents from a gas station. If you do remember Grandma gets the candy or the beef jerky not the condoms. Don't ask me how I know this.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:08 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I was married I had three theories about raising children...now I have 3 children and absolutely no theories!!
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon please don't get your last minute presents from a gas station. If you do rembe Grandma gets the candy or the beef jerky not the condoms. Don't ask me how I know this.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:01 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Has finally found my Christmas spirit. Now if I could just remember where I put those candy cane shot glasses, I could start drinking it...
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But, if the white runs out, I'll drink the red
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:37 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twas the night before Christmas, and I have not a joke, just a bunch of these presents and now I am broke. I shall awake in the mornin and hear all the chatter, watch my children open gifts realizing the clothes dont matter. To all of you out there I wish
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:24 by Kelly Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The christmas nativity play was cancelled. Not due to religious reasons, but because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
←Rate | 12-24-2010 13:10 by @arha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to a posh do tonight. The invitation says, 'Black Tie Only'. Christ, I'm going to be f-kin freezing!
←Rate | 12-24-2010 11:42 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend complains that I don't tell her how much I love her. I don't want to upset her.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 11:35 by Kelevra Comments (0)  



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