Funny Status Message #41787

X is Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. In other news, Taylor Swift has started writing her next album.
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←Rate | 01-04-2011 23:38 by @Jason_Vasquez | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday January 5, 2011 @ 05:30 AM

Fanatic is an ass!

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