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I really am glad those Egypt people got they freedom....But let a Mo Fo hit me with a rock and wez gonna have some problems....
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02-13-2011 12:21 by
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When you find someone who finally understands you, the world will go away.
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02-13-2011 12:12 by
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do not go to Jareds...he's creepy. He had no diamonds....just a huge pair of jeans that smelled like sandwiches and folds and folds of SKIN!
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02-13-2011 10:22 by
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single for Valentine's again this year. I think my skin is the wrong color...women seem to like diamond skin now a days.
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02-13-2011 10:14
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did not go to Jared. But did put my entire tax refund in my savings account again.
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02-13-2011 09:59
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with in a minute, ____________ will be the first person to "like" this post because he is always on line and always is the first one.
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02-13-2011 09:49
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Sad truth: He goes to Jared, she goes to a pawn shop in about 7 years.
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02-13-2011 09:29
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Just in case you are wondering....I did not go to Jared.
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02-13-2011 09:21
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I had a couple of those drinks last night called Mind Erasers. They must have done the trick because I can't remember anything from 1 am till just now!
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02-13-2011 09:20 by
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having a Valentine's Eve party for those that need to have a good time before tomorrow comes.
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02-13-2011 09:18
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Hey Facebook...if its not broke, don't fix it!! The new photo viewer sucks!
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02-13-2011 07:31
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Talking and speaking are entirely different things. So are hearing and listening.
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02-13-2011 06:20 by
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If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!
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02-13-2011 04:03 by
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That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.
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02-13-2011 03:55 by
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Hmmmm. Egypt's people actually protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend? ;)
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02-13-2011 02:34
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Someone called me a social butterfly, I'm more of a social moth. When I approach a hot woman, I get shot down in flames...
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02-13-2011 02:24 by
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I just watched the "Notebook" & "Rudy" ...NO I didn't cry! but I want to go out for an ice cream now
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02-13-2011 01:35 by
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I don't want you to panic but I'm texting from casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was
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02-13-2011 01:28 by
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hate the anticipation of setting a mouse trap,right at the last minute all seems good then "snap" you lose the battle...
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02-13-2011 00:51 by
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Work would be so much better if there was nap time, recess, and gym.
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02-13-2011 00:25 by
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