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Everytime I think I'm going to get some pie, the bakery closes early.
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01-20-2011 18:41
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your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....
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01-20-2011 18:37 by
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The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
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01-20-2011 17:18
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At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
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01-20-2011 17:16 by
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There's nothing worse than loving someone who's never going to stop disappointing you.
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01-20-2011 17:15
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BREAKING NEWS: This just in from the newsdesk.....Most women are comlplicated.
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01-20-2011 17:14 by
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Every day of my life is like an episode of LOST, something crazy always happens and I never have any idea what's going on.
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01-20-2011 17:13 by
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mom always said that I could be anything I wanted to be…dad always said mom's a dumbass…should have listened to dad… :/
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01-20-2011 16:59
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Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
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01-20-2011 16:07 by
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My niece asked me, who is that ugly girl on American Idol? I said her name is Steven Tyler
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01-20-2011 15:54 by
remy
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Jesus, take the wheel. My beer just rolled under the seat..
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01-20-2011 15:43 by
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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?…. Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
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01-20-2011 14:42 by
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Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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01-20-2011 13:56 by
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When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say "Didn't you read my facebook status updates?"
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01-20-2011 13:55 by
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Today is the 2nd day of the rest of your life. Yep, yesterday was the 1st day and you totally wasted it didn't you.
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01-20-2011 13:52 by
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Sometimes, in my world 2+2=5 because I like to add a little extra to make it interesting.
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01-20-2011 13:49 by
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"Hahahahaha, You Failed!" "Yeah, so did your dads condom."
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01-20-2011 13:12
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Do kleptomaniacs take medicine or do they pay for it?
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01-20-2011 12:23
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can't afford these gas prices anymore..... I'm charging up Leroy's Buzz Lightyear car and leaving for work 4 hours early tonight.
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01-20-2011 11:48 by
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I want you all to know that no trees were harmed in the production of this message. However, a rather large number of electrons were somewhat inconvenienced….
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