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   messageicon WARNING!! As of today - Facebook will automatically start dragging Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory then UNCLICK the box that says ' Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quite.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:47 by @mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw my ex the other day and I'll be straight up honest with ya, YEAH I'd still hit it... with my car.. with my baseball bat.. with my fore arm repeatedly...
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I purposely mess up there, their, and they're just to piss people off.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you seen the remix video of "Black and Yellow" featuring R. Kelly?
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know you think you're interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this Senate Bill 5 have anything to do with a foot long sub?
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:27 by CChild Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's amazing? "how I met your mother"
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:24 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you can't use "eenie-meenie-miney-moe to help make important life decisions
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ;( Yep, winking AND frowning. Your mind = blown.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why buy grapes with seeds when the convenience of a seedless grape is right there
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:08 by shoesan Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't want to look back on your life and say, "I just made it through."
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just awesomed all over the place.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to go out on a limb here...I think there is a very good possibility Gaddafi just might be the one on hallucinogenic drugs...just sayin!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:44 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hired a brass band to celebrate the birth of my child. I enjoyed it, but I think my wife was a little p1ssed off with the 15 hour drum roll.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Oil Companies…at least have the common courtesy to offer a reach around when I pump…Fu@k You Very Much…
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:22 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Doc would hurry up with that Flux Capacitor so we don't have to pay these ridiculous f&^kin' gas prices!!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 13:35 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 13:34 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should have invested money in companies that manufacture Locking Gas Caps
←Rate | 02-24-2011 13:31 Comments (0)  



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