Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Some people should really consider giving up AIR for Lent... just sayin'

   So who's going to give up Facebook for Lent? Now there's a sacrifice. ;)

   Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle

   That awkward moment when Eminem eats M&Ms, Flo Rida goes to Florida and 50 Cent has 2 quarters

   Everyone has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering the room, while others do it by leaving.

   The awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher 'Mom.'

   I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.

   Sometimes I think life would be more fun with a "thumbs down" option for people like I have on Pandora for songs

   If you post another Biggie video.. expect a drive by..

   "The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~

   Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.

   The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

   Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

   Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends

   That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good life.

   lindsay Lohan and Charle Sheen have signed for a new sit com called 2 and 1/2 grams

   Dear Life, When I asked if things could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

   I'd be more willing to join Farmville if they let me grow weed, and sell it to Mafia Wars...

   Worry is a darkroom where negatives develop

   decided to give up searching his belly button for Lent!