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   messageicon Now that someone vandalized my Tesla, I'm voting for Timpon, said no one.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:05 by SnifferJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where’s the child sniffer at these days? Oh yeah..he’s riddled with dementia so they have to hide him from the public.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 01:30 by CreepyJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and the meltdown continues!
←Rate | 03-20-2025 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Psssst, he doesn't give a damn about Isreal.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sleepy Joe is 1000x the man and President than that sack of s*** in office right now is.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 23:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alabama man pardoned by Biden just arrested again for drugs and guns. Great job by the autopen.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 22:15 by SleepyJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 12:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 11:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2025 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year, he inherited one of the strongest economies in history with the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, the inflation rate at 2%, and the stock market increased by 48%. And destroyed it in 30 days. GLORIOUS!
←Rate | 03-19-2025 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facts Don't Lie. In 2017, he inherited a 75-consecutive month of economic growth and destroyed it in 4 years time.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a group of all laughing about how tacky and ridiculous the Oval Office looks now. Look it up. It looks like a Spencer's Gifts. No surprise here though - it is the office to the tackiest, most ridiculous goof on the planet.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 09:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose. Learn the law, dipsh*t lol
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judicial coup happening... federal judges going to be impeached. GLORIOUS!
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Felon47 lost three huge rulings yesterday. 24,000 federal workers return to work in 18 different agencies; The reinstatement of the USAID; trans people can serve in the military..... What a loser hahahahaha
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Murica'. Home Of The Cowards and Land Of The Flaccid lolz
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your military is a joke now. Veterans who received the Purple Heart, now being denied death benefits by a draft dodger lol. At least we take care of our own.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I WONDER HOW MANY VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BY PEOPLE WHO BACKUP JUST USING THEIR MIRRORS.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 08:30 by GordonBurgess Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rise and shine! What are we melting down about today, lefticles?
←Rate | 03-19-2025 01:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tesla lost about $38.2 BILLION in market capitalization today. Happy Tuesday, y'all!
←Rate | 03-18-2025 19:54 Comments (0)  



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