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   messageicon Urban Outfitters clothes size exchange rate,  XL=94 pound 5th grader...
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:44 by @Gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought the NEW Charlie Sheen viewmaster...it flips all by itself..crickets..crickets..
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:20 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:14 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:07 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon a little rusty with my Spanish so I'm gonna go ahead and assume "beunos tardes" means "so long, you f****** retards."
←Rate | 02-28-2011 15:18 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to make enemies, go and try to change something. If you already have enemies, good! It means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Franco was hanging with Sheen before the Oscars.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon against recycling, because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hooked on ebonics...tru dat dawg
←Rate | 02-28-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i didnt realize how many amatuer meteorologist friends I have on facebook thanks for the 112 updates and photos of the floods ;)
←Rate | 02-28-2011 13:45 by TYLER G Comments (0)  


   messageicon sex is my favorite sport
←Rate | 02-28-2011 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hooked on Phonics werked fer me :-)
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:53 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I whisper, "I'm on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world....
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks you should always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:47 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm gonna start lifting up my shirt, showing off my gut, and demanding to be called The Fatuation.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Oscars are over. From now on, any reference to "The King's Speech" should only reflect the things Charlie Sheen says.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:40 by Felesar Comments (0)  


   messageicon The History Channel isn't what it used to be.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon well the heats off you for now Lindsey Lohan...tell Charlie Sheen thanks.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I'm at today.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 11:51 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting a petition for Charlie Sheen and Whitney Houston to co-host the Oscars next year. What a delicious treat that would be.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 11:49 Comments (0)  



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