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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
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02-27-2011 15:59 by
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just separated 48 banana Runts from the other flavors out of the box. I feel like I just deprived a village of tiny monkeys food for a month
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02-27-2011 15:56
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I'm mayhem.....no your not, your that guy who played on OZ.
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02-27-2011 15:20 by
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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think some people are taking it as a challenge.
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02-27-2011 15:09 by
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Watching Bowling on ESPN...they should have extreme bowling...skate boards, a few ramps then BAM throw that ball down the lane.
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02-27-2011 15:08 by
Jim Woodward
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bets that the first guy to ever dress up as a clown was really creepy.
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02-27-2011 15:00
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The only way I'm going to pass this test is if I eat it first.
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02-27-2011 14:56
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If I caught a Grenade for you I Will No Longer Able to Hold On To You Forever!!!
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02-27-2011 14:17 by
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It must be awkward when GPS navigation tells gay people to go straight.
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02-27-2011 14:05
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The things I do to impress people probably impresses me the most
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02-27-2011 14:04
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just had to separate 5 loads of laundry....and they will just have to sit there and think about what they've done....then and only then will I deal with them....
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02-27-2011 14:02 by
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I'm more obsessed with breast and thighs then Colonel Sanders...
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02-27-2011 14:02
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It's a shame lipstick doesn't do what it says.
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02-27-2011 14:01
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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02-27-2011 13:51 by
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The worst part of telling your friend you got laid off is probably when they try to high five you at the "laid" part.
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02-27-2011 13:49
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If you asked me to guess what perfume the lady next to me is wearing, I think I'd have to say every one she owns.
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02-27-2011 13:46
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Dear Xbox Kinect, if I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I would just play sports.
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02-27-2011 13:39
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Starbucks is now offering a cup that you climb into and have coffee poured all over you.
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02-27-2011 13:37
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People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies
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02-27-2011 13:35
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May I suggest johnny walker. At least you go down in style !
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