Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
5071
5072
5073
5074
5075
5076
5077
5078
5577
Next»
Page: 5075 of 5577
Urban Outfitters clothes size exchange rate, XL=94 pound 5th grader...
9
9
←Rate |
02-28-2011 16:44 by
@Gnarleycharley
Comments (
0
)
I just bought the NEW Charlie Sheen viewmaster...it flips all by itself..crickets..crickets..
6
17
←Rate |
02-28-2011 16:20 by
Yojimbo
Comments (
0
)
As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want
92
18
←Rate |
02-28-2011 16:14 by
abbybaby34
Comments (
0
)
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
73
13
←Rate |
02-28-2011 16:07 by
M.A.C.
Comments (
0
)
a little rusty with my Spanish so I'm gonna go ahead and assume "beunos tardes" means "so long, you f****** retards."
15
25
←Rate |
02-28-2011 15:18 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
If you want to make enemies, go and try to change something. If you already have enemies, good! It means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.
43
8
←Rate |
02-28-2011 15:04
Comments (
0
)
I think Franco was hanging with Sheen before the Oscars.
13
14
←Rate |
02-28-2011 14:40
Comments (
0
)
against recycling, because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
61
11
←Rate |
02-28-2011 14:34
Comments (
0
)
hooked on ebonics...tru dat dawg
24
7
←Rate |
02-28-2011 14:34
Comments (
0
)
i didnt realize how many amatuer meteorologist friends I have on facebook thanks for the 112 updates and photos of the floods ;)
6
9
←Rate |
02-28-2011 13:45 by
TYLER G
Comments (
0
)
sex is my favorite sport
20
22
←Rate |
02-28-2011 13:13
Comments (
0
)
Hooked on Phonics werked fer me :-)
42
21
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:53 by
scottyp
Comments (
0
)
Sometimes I whisper, "I'm on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world....
176
31
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:48
Comments (
0
)
thinks you should always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
34
8
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:47 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
I think I'm gonna start lifting up my shirt, showing off my gut, and demanding to be called The Fatuation.
47
11
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:42
Comments (
0
)
The Oscars are over. From now on, any reference to "The King's Speech" should only reflect the things Charlie Sheen says.
25
7
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:40 by
Felesar
Comments (
0
)
The History Channel isn't what it used to be.
25
5
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:37
Comments (
0
)
well the heats off you for now Lindsey Lohan...tell Charlie Sheen thanks.
31
6
←Rate |
02-28-2011 12:31
Comments (
0
)
Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I'm at today.
154
27
←Rate |
02-28-2011 11:51 by
abbybaby34
Comments (
0
)
Starting a petition for Charlie Sheen and Whitney Houston to co-host the Oscars next year. What a delicious treat that would be.
46
10
←Rate |
02-28-2011 11:49
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
5071
5072
5073
5074
5075
5076
5077
5078
5577
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com