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Try saying Whale Oil Beef Hooked without sounding like a drunk Irish man. 
Where am I going? and why am I in this handbasket?
This is one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.. Happy St. Patty's Day!!"
Don't be so serious. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you."
had lucky charms for breakfest. I take this day very seriously."
so Irish he bleeds whiskey.
for every pinch, you get a kick in the lucky charms! Feeling lucky?!
I truly believe that the key difference between men and women, is that a man can break a woman's heart, but a woman will sh!t IN a man's heart...
Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.
I heard that old Paris Hilton song "Stars are blind" today. Still stinks! Listening to that song is probily more painful than getting a prostate exam from Freddy Kruger!
According to my Bikini Bottom translator, the word "Barnacle" means "FU#K" in the United States
Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.
The only time I don't 'get it' in a good way is at work.
Does Angry Birds get it's name because the birds are angry at you when you can't beat a level or because it makes you angry when you can't?
if you are going to write on the dust on my car please dont date it
The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
The problem with America today is if you rob a bank, you have to bring your own sacks with “$” on them.
Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.
there's something special about today....maybe its because I finally decided to shave my legs
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