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You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status. 
Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.
Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.
kiss me I'm Irish, and slip me some tongue cause I think there's a lil french in there too
Follow your dreams......except those weird ones!
May the road stay straight when the driving is up to you May you not get pulled over after you have thrown back a few May the sun rise and not find you still flat on you face And may the rain hold off until you can crawl into your place Cheers.
A Gingerbread man is a perfect man, he's cute, he's sweet & if he gives you any crap, you can bite his head off,
just smacked someone with a book in the face. When they started getting angry, I just told them that I Facebooked 'em.
Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!
how can you tell a japanese prostitute from the others?..she is the one in the fish nets
HPAPY ST PTARCIK'S DYA. Kiss me, I'm drunkish!
Happy St. Patrick's Day. with that being said....i don't own any clothing or buttons or ribbons that are green...so if you pinch me....expect a punch to the throat.
In hindsight, maybe 10 hours of being warned of a pending apocalypse was too soon to eat my family........
Tights are the most fashionable trend ever. That was what I thought until people started wearing them with short tops, holes in the butt and a camel toe wedgie!
Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........
I was at the park flying my kite and this random guy came up to me and said "You flying a kite?" I replied "Nah I'm fishing for birds"
I'm devestated! My entire bank account has been wiped clean. Good thing I won that Nigerean lottery a couple of weeks ago!
Johnny,if you have 13 chocolate bars.Then you give 5 to Anita,4 to Krystyn n 4 to June. What'll you have? Johnny: 3 new girl friends
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