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   messageicon Tonight's full Moon will be the biggest in appearance in the past 18 years as the moon will be unusually close to the Earth. The only thing bigger than the moon is Uranus
←Rate | 03-19-2011 18:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish getting old meant growing a majestic pair of antlers.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 18:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon France must need a communist in office to step up to the plate.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 17:12 by mgr14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I f I have am erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, I'm not calling a doctor...I'm calling a film crew!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 16:56 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon French Toast.....French Fries....French Kiss and now French Fighter Jets....all bad a** contributions by France
←Rate | 03-19-2011 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Viva la French Toast!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....
←Rate | 03-19-2011 14:04 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon but the bigger question is the pilot of the french fighter jet that fired on Quadafi's tank....Did he immediately land and surrender to its crew?
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:55 by Nebulith Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess the phrase ''ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!'' does'nt work on the I R S.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎ So, did France like lose at rock, paper, scissors or something? I mean France?
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:38 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally some "CHANGE" we can sink our teeth into. Chicken and Waffles at the I-Hop!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will never go Bungee Jumping. Put all your faith in a piece of Rubber? I got here because of its failure and I don't plan on giving it a chance to take me out!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:11 by Keith Albert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonights Forecast in Libya: A beautiful full blue moon followed by a sky filled with long range missiles and a great air show.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:08 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Civil war divides Libya into Libya Majora and Libya Minora.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you cant face it, moon it. but just for tonight, you can also supermoon it. its like mooning it but a bit closer
←Rate | 03-19-2011 12:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to add upsets to my bracket this year. So far, I'm the only one that is upset.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:46 by CSR Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't beleive all the rumours on me, the true is much worst.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about a man and his feet, That's why I don't find my fear of being raped by a clown irrational.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:10 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice
←Rate | 03-19-2011 10:56 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  



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