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   messageicon Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
←Rate | 03-21-2011 09:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing. Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 05:10 by Bratty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 05:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodnight I need to go to sleep early to be late for school tomorrow
←Rate | 03-21-2011 00:35 by Sal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man I think it is BS that certain nations have our back in war-time situations but won't help with our search for Bigfoot
←Rate | 03-21-2011 00:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would much rather regret something I did, then something I was too afraid to do...
←Rate | 03-20-2011 23:07 by mm187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scooby and the gang always solve mysteries in 30 minutes or less. I think I'll hire them to help me with the whole women thing. Plus Daphne is hot.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boba Fett was an embarrassment to us all- Dog the Bounty Hunter
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing is more awkward than driving through a 'One Way' street without knowing it and you meet up with another car face to face, then have to drive half a mile in reverse.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 21:55 by SalVADOR GOMEZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3/17/2011 - 3/20/11 RIP - My NCAA Tournament Bracket
←Rate | 03-20-2011 21:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon im dying to see the americans plant a C5 up Ghadafi's candy ass and light it with a matchstick and take pics and post it up on facebook and tag me to it so that I can see the pics while feasting on a bag of potato chips
←Rate | 03-20-2011 21:05 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon does this "no fly zone" mean I can't use the trip to Libya I purchased from my Nigerian lottery winnings?
←Rate | 03-20-2011 21:05 by Jeffrey Brooks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for them to blame "Bush" for attacking Libya...just saying
←Rate | 03-20-2011 18:17 by Bandit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey dude, I am way to high for you to be creeper staring at me right now. None-the-less trying to physically touch me... back off, eat a nacho, and just watch the movie. Sincerely, Female stoners
←Rate | 03-20-2011 18:11 by T2xo Comments (0)  


   messageicon considering their age and current physiques, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Sylvester Stallone would be a great street fight, although Stallone has a very slight edge
←Rate | 03-20-2011 17:34 by SLAYER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I argue with myself sometime because I know for a fact that I'll win
←Rate | 03-20-2011 16:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im the swaglord you have been blessed
←Rate | 03-20-2011 16:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Microsoft Word has taught me anything it's that if I want to get a point across, I need to use bullets.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 15:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  



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