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Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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03-04-2011 10:47
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I have an answering machine for my phone. Now when I'm not home and someone calls me up they hear a recording of a busy signal.
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03-04-2011 10:45
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Why is that you can always read a doctor's bill but never his prescription?
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03-04-2011 10:44
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sometimes it feels weird when you don't know why you hate someone for the first time you see them and even without talking to them.
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03-04-2011 10:43 by
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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03-04-2011 10:40
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I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it.
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03-04-2011 10:34 by
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I've grown to hate low ceilings
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03-04-2011 10:34
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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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03-04-2011 10:32
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I like poking dead things with a stick...kicking my neighbors cat...and yelling at nuns walking down the street..."you working or walking?"...let's see that on E-Harmony.
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03-04-2011 10:28
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The karaoke guy got cut from American Idol last night...maybe you should be nicer to people...ya prick.
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03-04-2011 10:23
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That red headed girl on American Idol got cut last night...what was HIS name again?
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03-04-2011 10:22
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i enjoy long romantic walks to the Refrigerator
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03-04-2011 10:18
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Joe Rogan vs My Grandma....out back...in the alley...on the next pay per-view....my moneys on Ganny.
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03-04-2011 10:16
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Joe Rogan is to MMA as Pocket Knife is to ear cleaning?
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03-04-2011 10:11
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Anyone else think Charlie Sheen snorted the fine line between recreational use and addiction?
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03-04-2011 10:02 by
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Sheen needs one more GF, then he could have Charlies Angels....I'm Sheens new PR guy. ;)
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03-04-2011 09:35
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Winning is addicted to me...
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03-04-2011 09:35 by
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It's March 4th. I like today's date because it's like I'm telling people what to do.
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03-04-2011 09:33 by
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*scratching neck and chin..."I gotta tell you something Joe Rogan....I take Charlie Sheen"
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03-04-2011 09:13
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Muammar Gaddafi owns a house in New Jersey.....wow he really is crazy....hey Snooki, new meat.
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