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   messageicon At work, when you don't know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 09:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She was like the apple God warned Adam and Eve about
←Rate | 03-24-2011 09:02 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:58 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:56 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5cm..........And it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:50 by city718 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Success woke me up, Motivation made me Breakfast, Destiny gave me my Agenda and the Lord gave me his Blessings:-)
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:37 by city718 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHO'S GUILTY HERE?... A wife is dreaming, wakes up and shouts "Quick...my husband's home!" Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:33 by city718 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A "Friends with benefits" in reality is telling you to your face that you're good enough to f*ck, but not good enough to invest feelings in!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:29 by city718 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has realized there is no Popcorn in Popcorn Chicken. Guess there is no sense in trying the Hash Brown either then!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A keyring is a handy little gadget that let's you lose all your keys at once
←Rate | 03-24-2011 08:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon nt it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute little car? Which reminds me the m.o.t due on the wife's transit
←Rate | 03-24-2011 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont forget to party like Rebecca black tomorow
←Rate | 03-24-2011 06:09 Comments (1)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between OBLIVION and PLAIN STUPIDITY.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 05:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend told me how shaving her before sex could be quite a turn on and give for a much smoother experience. She was wrong though, I found her bald head more of a turn off.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 05:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was at school I belonged to a gang called The Secret Seven and we were sworn to secrecy. We were so good that I never found out who the other six were.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 05:18 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get pocked my guys you don't really know.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 02:22 by Erick santana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence :)
←Rate | 03-24-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon wondering if I should go to bed or just stay up. I have mixed emotions about it. If I stay up I will be bored and if I go to bed I will be bored. At least if I'm in bed sleeping I won't know I'm bored so I guess I will go to bed..Peace out!!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 00:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People tend to have two reasons for doing a thing; one that sounds good and a real one.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 00:20 by b Comments (0)  



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