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Bruno mars is catching grenades and Taio Cruz is using dynamite, well it's obvious they've been playing COD..#blackops
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03-05-2011 16:30 by
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Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?
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03-05-2011 16:06 by
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Ever wonder why the ceilings of churches are so high? To make one feel less invaluable and intimidated...
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03-05-2011 15:08
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According to the “you snooze you lose” principle, insomnia makes us winners.
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03-05-2011 14:57 by
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thinks the best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
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03-05-2011 14:56 by
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...with a funnier status.
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03-05-2011 14:41
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wants to thank Starbucks CEOs for now offering severely addicted customers, like myself, a bathtub-sized cup. Awesome!
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03-05-2011 14:36 by
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wonders how many times he should ignore his girlfriend telling him she put her tampon in the wrong hole?
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03-05-2011 14:34 by
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doesn't get drunk - I get awesome!
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03-05-2011 14:26 by
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took the red pill and woke up broke in Vegas. Thanks Morpheus.
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03-05-2011 14:25 by
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Apparently, saying "grande" in a non-Starbucks coffee shop is like shouting the wrong name during sex.
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03-05-2011 14:22 by
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opportunity always involves some risk..but didnt expect it to robb me..
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03-05-2011 14:13 by
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I like my women like I like my beer.... gone when I'm finished!
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03-05-2011 13:44 by
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Each day gives you an opportunity to change something in your life. I use that opportunity to change my underwear.
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03-05-2011 13:28
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Patience is like urine, sooner or later you may loose it!
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03-05-2011 13:27
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Youre never too old to learn something stupid
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03-05-2011 13:25
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Lady Gaga is really Marilyn Manson after 10 years of hormone therapy
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03-05-2011 13:23
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Charlie Sheen snorted enough coke to kill Two and a Half Men.
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03-05-2011 13:12 by
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hah... you're going out with my ex? Cool, want my leftover sandwich, too?
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03-05-2011 13:10 by
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You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say, "Guess what?"
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03-05-2011 12:57 by
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