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… Everytime I see a mattress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls …
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03-08-2011 19:24 by
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It's going to be weird still checking Facebook when I'm 70.
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03-08-2011 19:20 by
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excited about Fat Tuesday! Not so excited about Headachey Wednesday though.
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03-08-2011 18:17 by
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(o) (o) Happy Mardi Gras! Now where are my beads???
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03-08-2011 17:12
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o.k., really........gas $3.53gal., OPEC, the least you could do is give me a reach around at the pump....just sayin!!!
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03-08-2011 16:10
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just p*ssed so hard a little bit of laugh came out.
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03-08-2011 15:38
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don't tell me what you did for a klondike bar, tell me what you did to get all those beads.
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03-08-2011 15:27
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They have changed the “Cookie Monster” into the “Veggie Monster"..but he still acts retarded.
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03-08-2011 15:26
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Breaking News from an awesome friend!: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Yapping, USA. :P
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03-08-2011 15:24 by
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Your like a 5 hr energy drink. Fast & Easy.
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03-08-2011 14:59 by
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It might be fat Tuesday today, but I'm fat everyday. So what's the big deal.
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03-08-2011 14:55 by
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Hey, it's Fat Tuesday, or just Tuesday, as it's known at Kirstie Alley's house.
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03-08-2011 14:44 by
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241543903- google it and tell me your not confused also
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03-08-2011 14:34
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To celebrate Womans Day I shall have sex with 5 lucky women today .
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03-08-2011 14:33
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Apparently 'Fat Tuesday' doesn't constitue telling fatties they're fatties.
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03-08-2011 14:33 by
Bill
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So what if we find out tha Charlie Sheen has been right all along, and the rest of us have been wrong?
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03-08-2011 14:30 by
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I will never understand how someone could kill in the name of religion... or unfriend me on facebook.
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03-08-2011 14:14 by
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No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says... I'm going to assume the translation is: "Please think I'm cool."
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03-08-2011 14:13 by
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Today is International Women's day AND ALSO Fat Tuesday.. Coincidence??...I think not
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03-08-2011 14:10 by
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You can always tell which friends have no life, you can never get a poke up on them.
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03-08-2011 14:04 by
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