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X says Has anyone invented a time machine? If so, "when" did I get one?
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# 115626 I just invented a time machine for you so that you can travel back in time and, quite literally, go f*ck yourself. Twice.
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# 14598 has invented a time machine! Unfortunatly, it can only go about one minute into the future. Coincidentally, it takes one minute for it to work........wait a minute(looks around warily)

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