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03-31-2011 21:37 by dumpmonkey
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to all my friends who wished me happy birthday today, thank you! You've really made me smile. Especially cause it wasn't really my birthday. Happy April Fools! :)
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03-31-2011 21:24 by sassafras
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When a woman says "I forgive you", what she really means is "thanks for giving me something to throw in your face the next time I'm losing an argument..."
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03-31-2011 21:23 by pepsinut39
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Oh please, all that 2012 crap won't happen! Even if it begins to, the one guy hiding his time machine will whip that out right in time and be the worlds saviour anyway .
It's bad enough that my dog picked one of the most congested streets to take a sh*t, but he had to do it in the middle of the sidewalk while people stared. Psh, puppies.
Finger prick tests are being developed to test people for radiation in the wake of the Japan disaster. Apparently if the person's blood comes out glowing fluorescent green, there might be a problem.
Congress has racked up a reported $15,000 in unpaid parking and traffic tickets. Apparently they are as good at driving their cars as they are in steering the country right over the cliff.
Britney Spears is being sued for $10 Million over a perfume deal. Apparently the scent is selling well because it helps mask the smell coming from her CDs.
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03-31-2011 18:48 by mullerman
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so has a friend ever used your PC and caught your google searches on accident? as In if they where searching "Minnesota" and when they typed "Mi" "midget porn" pops up