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Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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04-05-2011 17:36 by
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The SCHOOL part of school sucks. I just like the social part.
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04-05-2011 17:29 by
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He's actually dyslexic. He is trying to say 'His Pen is so big'
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04-05-2011 16:49
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msg me if your up for cleaning my apartment. I pay in Oreo's btw.. :D (can't guarantee the cream wont be licked off)
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04-05-2011 16:41
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I just went through the "10 items or less" line with 12 items...THUG LIFE
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04-05-2011 16:28
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Your boyfriend is such a playa, when he sends you a text message on your phone it goes to the ''games'' folder.
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04-05-2011 16:25
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Ziplock: making a fortune off potheads since 1980
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04-05-2011 16:08 by
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If you see a dude at the park with a case of beer, making homeless people dance for a can, come over and shake my hand.
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04-05-2011 15:43 by
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Its apparently rude to make "whoosh" sounds when an asian person hands you something. You would think they would appreciate the ninja sound effects.
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04-05-2011 15:42 by
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If I place a call that is being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes, I make sure to say mother%#&@er alot.
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04-05-2011 15:41 by
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it just me or does Justin Bieber's new haircut make him look like Marcy Darcy from "Married With Children"?
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04-05-2011 15:35 by
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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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04-05-2011 15:04 by
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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04-05-2011 14:34
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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
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04-05-2011 14:34
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There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
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04-05-2011 14:33
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Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside.
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04-05-2011 14:31
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67.By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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04-05-2011 14:30 by
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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A passenger side drive-thru window for their complicated orders.
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04-05-2011 14:30 by
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The only thing worse than the truth are the lies that are told to cover it up.
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04-05-2011 14:28 by
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Life doesn't come with instructions, so why live as if it also comes with rules?
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04-05-2011 14:27 by
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