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   messageicon For her birthday she told me to get her something she could use, She must not of liked the Summers Eve, I havent heard from her in days
←Rate | 04-04-2011 13:24 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just reading the bible and it came to my attention that is is the man's job to make the coffee in the morning... HeBrews
←Rate | 04-04-2011 13:07 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING!!!! New virus on FB! (ASTC-virus, AssStuckToChair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get its walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world. Put
←Rate | 04-04-2011 12:52 by wannaB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
←Rate | 04-04-2011 12:29 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hardest part of letting go of someone you love... is the splat when they hit the ground.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 12:13 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $4. watchng ur frends bite into a caramel onion thinkin its an apple: priceless.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the government would charge a 3% stupidity tax on themselves alone, they could pay off the national debt in no time..
←Rate | 04-04-2011 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (1)  


   messageicon • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:42 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • the distance between any problem and the solution = the distance between your knees and the floor
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:40 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the government would charge a 3% stupidity tax, they could pay off the national debt in no time..
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:21 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:19 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Jehovah witness came to the door and said can I come in to the chat. So we sat down and I said what do you want to talk about to which he replied beat the heck out of me I have never gotten this far
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Travel Tip: Don't fly on Southwest, unless you like your airplanes with sunroofs........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:13 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw my Sri Lankan friends slurping tea out of a saucer this morning. When I asked why, they said because the Indians took the cup :D
←Rate | 04-04-2011 03:39 by zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon the kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil..
←Rate | 04-04-2011 01:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon attention: Helen Waite is now in charge of my schedule. if you need me to do anything just go to Helen Waite.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 01:49 Comments (0)  



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