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I think it would be cool to actually see a tornado before I die, just not RIGHT before.
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04-05-2011 12:10
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When I say, "I never do that"...what I mean is "I haven't done that in the past five minutes."
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04-05-2011 12:04 by
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ppl dying, couples fighting just alot of unhappy ppl out there! Its times like this we need to tell the ppl we care bout the most we love them! Just stop what ur doing call ur girl, man, moms, dad or whoever & tell them you love them!
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04-05-2011 11:59 by
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I will respect any religion you practice as long as you don't knock on my door and tell me about it.
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04-05-2011 10:20 by
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Happy National Caramel Day everyone!
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04-05-2011 10:12 by
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The DJ played The Twist I did the twist. He played Jump I jumped. He played Come on Eileen...He called the cops.
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04-05-2011 08:59
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My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer
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04-05-2011 08:58
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Life without bears would be unbearable
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04-05-2011 08:42
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■Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is
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04-05-2011 08:40
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■The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing
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04-05-2011 08:38
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There's nothing more exhilarating than playing air drums sitting on your throne...
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04-05-2011 07:21
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What's the big deal about the Southwest Airlines planes and a fuselage tear? I love a convertible.
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04-05-2011 07:03
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My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find. By that logic Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.
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04-05-2011 05:41
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I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'
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04-05-2011 05:29
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I just had an email saying "You may be entitled to £3750 for that accident you had." It must have been pretty bad, I can't even remember it happening.
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04-05-2011 05:29 by
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clocks visible at work should be banned. I can't stop glancing back at it after every task I complete. Its now 10:36
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04-05-2011 02:54
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In life you don't have to have a certain number of friends, you just need a number of friends you can be certain of.
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04-05-2011 02:03
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Don't you love it when you punch someone in the jaw & they don't drop so you get 2 punch em again in the temple.
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04-05-2011 01:57
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Its hard to Turn a Boy into a Man. Is even harder to Turn a Hoe into a Housewife.
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04-05-2011 01:55 by
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There's no such thing as a dumb question, but there is such a thing as an inquisitive idiot.
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