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   messageicon I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Glee' actually isn't half bad. It's 3/4 bad.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:29 by twittername Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
←Rate | 04-05-2011 17:36 by ;] Comments (0)  


   messageicon The SCHOOL part of school sucks. I just like the social part.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 17:29 by HiMyNameIs Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's actually dyslexic. He is trying to say 'His Pen is so big'
←Rate | 04-05-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon msg me if your up for cleaning my apartment. I pay in Oreo's btw.. :D (can't guarantee the cream wont be licked off)
←Rate | 04-05-2011 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went through the "10 items or less" line with 12 items...THUG LIFE
←Rate | 04-05-2011 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your boyfriend is such a playa, when he sends you a text message on your phone it goes to the ''games'' folder.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ziplock: making a fortune off potheads since 1980
←Rate | 04-05-2011 16:08 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a dude at the park with a case of beer, making homeless people dance for a can, come over and shake my hand.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:43 by Ducky Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its apparently rude to make "whoosh" sounds when an asian person hands you something. You would think they would appreciate the ninja sound effects.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:42 by Ducky Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I place a call that is being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes, I make sure to say mother%#&@er alot.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:41 by Ducky Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does Justin Bieber's new haircut make him look like Marcy Darcy from "Married With Children"?
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:35 by gimjer98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 15:04 by Sierota Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 67.By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:30 by Blondie Comments (0)  


   messageicon MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A passenger side drive-thru window for their complicated orders.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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