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   messageicon Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:23 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the goverment shuts down does that mean we will no longer have to pay taxes?t
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:15 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the Zombies rise, you will be safe. They like to eat brains, and clearly you do not have any!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the White house will have a going out of business sale?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:48 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to see Congress meet the budget deadline? Lion cages with doors set to release at 12AM. Lock all the doors. Watch the cooperation.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:47 by @jasoncolvin_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime a politician says, "my friends on the other side of the aisle," God kills a kitten.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:44 by @jasoncolvin_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing he had a million dollars so he could buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat . that would cruel.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:42 by jamine Comments (0)  


   messageicon God grant me the serenity to accept that My Kids will always Drive me Crazy; courage to change their evil ways when I can; and wisdom to know When to walk away So I Wont ring Their neck
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon worst pain ever!.... just slipped, did the splits, and ripped my gooch!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 17:51 by taterbosalad Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our school is attempting to be active in eliminating bullying. I began a conversation with students about the saying, "Sticks and stones make break my bones..." One of my students finished the saying with "but chains and whips excite me!" Wow. Thank you,
←Rate | 04-07-2011 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 16:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Facebook, if I have 75 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't like them. Take a hint.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 16:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 16:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't believe in neither the Democratic party nor the Republican party. I just believe in parties.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 16:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't have my budget balanced by tomorrow, I am just going to shut down...
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just sneezed so hard I think I opened a time portal.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If weed was ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon Next time the bank calls me to tell me I'm overdrawn, I'm gonna tell them, "We are aware of the situation and are working to repair it."
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Cavs win twice, the Tribe sweeps Boston, the Heat lose and LeBron's mom gets arrested. You can't deny that KARMA Cleveland.......
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:17 by Bill Comments (0)  



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