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   messageicon There was a two car pile up in mexico today...40 people died
←Rate | 04-08-2011 01:55 by t2xo Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know those little screens at the gas pumps? They should start showing porn, so I can watch someone else getting screwed at the pump.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 01:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Iggy Pop perform on American Idol, Steven Tyler is probably thinking I'm going home and eating a sandwich.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 01:44 by rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why everyone is so shocked about LeBron's mom, we all had those days when MOM seduces our best friend or gets arrested at 4 in the morning drunk and catching an assault charge for punching a valet at a hotel. What's the big deal?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 01:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If you don't know ur own worth and value...then do NOT expect someone else to calculate it for u.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 00:29 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 00:07 by amity902 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Mohammed and sell it for $10, have I made of prophet?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 23:09 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn the government is about to shut down, radio active water in the sea, and the real kicker no NFL.... Yep, Nostradamus is laughing somewhere
←Rate | 04-07-2011 23:08 by tonez Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That's what." -She
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:15 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if  regular squirrels get mad at their parents  when they see a flying squirrel?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 21:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if I can count the voices in my head as dependents on my taxes.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they always staff the slowest cashier at the express lanes at Walmart??
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:55 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead??
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:35 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole...
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:31 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:23 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the goverment shuts down does that mean we will no longer have to pay taxes?t
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:15 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the Zombies rise, you will be safe. They like to eat brains, and clearly you do not have any!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 19:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the White house will have a going out of business sale?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:48 by Jamin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to see Congress meet the budget deadline? Lion cages with doors set to release at 12AM. Lock all the doors. Watch the cooperation.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 18:47 by @jasoncolvin_ Comments (0)  



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