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   messageicon Conscience is that inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon t pisses you off when your wife gets pregnant,everyone rubs her belly & says "congrats!" but nobody rubs your d*ck & says "Good Job!"
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:49 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Comedy Awards is on tonight, don't know what category it would be in but the Rebecca Black video needs to be nominated for SOMETHING!
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger's best 18 holes since Elin found out about the other 18 holes he was playing...
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon April Fools' Day was the worst day ever to have a heart attack
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never say never...Unless someone asks if you're going to see the new Justin Bieber film
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:39 by Destin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:37 by Dstiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends don't let friends get tagged in pictures which can cause breakups.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:36 by dstny Comments (0)  


   messageicon My internet is so slow today that it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:34 by Dstny Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sister came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Playstation.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:31 by Destiinyy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't give a crap, But If I did give out crap. You'd be the first person I'd give it to
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:28 by Destiny. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it so hard for to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:27 by Destiny. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:23 by Destiiny. Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Two cars had an accident in Mexico. 40 people died
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:22 by Destiiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FIX IT! Bob: ummm not right now I'm on facebook
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:14 by Destiiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Internet was down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are so fu*kin irresponsible
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:11 by Destiiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dealing with haters is all about mind over matter. I don't mind cuz you don't matter.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:09 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled LSD. Grandma: Fu*k the pills, have you seen the purple dragons in the kitchen..
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:09 by Destiiny Comments (0)  



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