anonymous Funny Status Messages

   looks so much cuter with something in her mouth

   The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

   Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!

   boycotting mornings

   : far from the regular.

   Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.

   Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it.

   thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'

   the capital of Montana is not Hannah

   says "Oh, you hate your job, and you don't have enough money" Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet right down the street at the place called EVERYWHERE!".

   A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

   life is not like a box of chocolate

   trying to remeber what she wasn't supposed to forget :-/

   finished fitting a flux capacitor to his landrover and just realised it wont do 88 mph, NOT EVEN DOWNHILL.

   pointing blow dryers at passing cars.

   What if there were no hypothetical questions?

   one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

   ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, TREE TEQUILA., floor

   quit his job in the helium gas factory today!!, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

   I pretend to work since they pretend to pay me...