Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead......

   YAWN so I can see if you're the one...

   Have you ever noticed that Gatorade doesn't work on guys who suck?

   it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head...

   Why do leprechauns laugh when they run...? cuz the grass tickles their nuts..

   thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook....

   What do you say when an atheist sneezes...?

   Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? its giving me a false sense of anxiety...

   Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions....

   Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate....

   I Speak Fluent Sarcasm....

   I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live...

   On relationship status they should have "is getting played by_____________"

   Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk...

   IT ME OR WHENEVER YOU PULL OUT A PACK OF GUM EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY YOUR FRIEND??

   I dont have an attitude you just get on my damn nerves....

   ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?

   I understand you got your swag on, but could you walk a lil faster...?

   FAT CHICKS ARE LIKE MOPEDS, THERE ARE FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU RIDIN ONE.....

   I serve my "fck you's" with a smile. It just has a better effect that way. Don't you think?