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Happy National Employer Random Drug Testing Day everyone! 
Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
BBC NEWS: Apple sues Samsung for 'copying' . Samsung retaliate with name calling and telling the teacher.
The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell others think.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? (A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there, {C} Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn! (E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H)Help me, I've fallen
"We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated."
i feel like a jerk. I just laughed at a life alert commercial.
If a stranger starts talking to you in an elevator, just say: "I don't want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you" that'll shut 'em up.
I didn't eat your magic mushrooms, the talking purple unicorn did!
Evil enters like a splinter and spreads like herpes...
Why does a woman have two sets of lips? One to argue with and the other to apologize
my mom said "i don't wanna fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I've got curtains that couldn't pass a drug test.
man says to wife "what would you do if I won the lottery"wife replies "take half and leave your ass"husband replies "good,i won 12 dollars here is 6 now get the hell out
would rather have a cure for the common hangover than the common cold.
with great power,come's a great electric bill.
nothing more say's you are a facebook stalker. Then updating your status with a girls name. When you meant to put it in the search box.
I'm A Serial Poker >:DD
Why does the Pope mobile have bulletproof glass? If the Pope is afraid to die, what chance does anyone else have!
I never point fingers but if you look at my toes... they're fully indicating whose a f*cking liar.
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