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   messageicon Cold weather reminds me that I have nipples.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was delicious corn on the cob. If you could have seen me enjoying it you would have thought I was a corn star.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 20:39 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......and remember kids........never trust an air traffic controller
←Rate | 04-19-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
←Rate | 04-19-2011 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon False hope is the only thing that gets me through the day
←Rate | 04-19-2011 19:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people tell me they think I may have Tourettes. I've got know idea BALLSACK what they're talking about.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 19:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe there's a direct correlation as to why women who have a mustache always wear a sarong over their swimwear.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Tampax should change their slogan to "From our box, to yours".
←Rate | 04-19-2011 18:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Tampax should change their slogan to "From out box, to yours".
←Rate | 04-19-2011 18:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just found out that the earthquake in japan was an inside job by the illuminati. search it on youtube "Alex Jones Says Japan Earthquake Possibly an Inside Job"
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know Karate!.........and, like 2 other Japanese words.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:53 by cornholio Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know right about now cyphing gas outta folks cars really dont sound that crazy too me
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:51 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:46 by cornholio Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can read thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a Marine.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:44 by cornholio Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen is playing on the radio.....brings back memories of my kick ball days in elementary school, I was a beast.....I coulda been a contender!.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:39 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon The slogan for every brand of tequila should be "Tequila... because we understand that sometimes you just need to get f*cked up."
←Rate | 04-19-2011 15:23 by Gman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bumped into a guy as I was hurrying off the elevator and I go "Why am I so eager to get to work?" and we laughed and I stole his wallet.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 15:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's see, which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?
←Rate | 04-19-2011 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 15:01 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of sports teams are called 'The Devils'... if I had a sports team I would call it 'The Jesus Christ Almighties'
←Rate | 04-19-2011 14:53 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  



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