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for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
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04-24-2011 16:10 by
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almost drowned in the shower yesterday, so today I have my life jacket and the voices and I have rehearsed what to do in case of an emergency
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04-24-2011 15:12 by
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silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
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04-24-2011 15:09
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If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!!!
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04-24-2011 14:49 by
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Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
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04-24-2011 14:35 by
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Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
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04-24-2011 14:25 by
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OMG! Jesus is back! .... Hide the eggs!
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04-24-2011 13:42 by
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She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
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04-24-2011 13:20 by
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The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.
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04-24-2011 13:19 by
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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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04-24-2011 13:18 by
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We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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04-24-2011 13:17 by
Kisstopher
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If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
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04-24-2011 13:16 by
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Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
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04-24-2011 12:59 by
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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04-24-2011 12:26 by
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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04-24-2011 12:04 by
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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04-24-2011 12:04 by
Kisstopher
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Thought I put my finger on something good, but its snot.
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04-24-2011 11:56
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I see you poked me. I assume you are DTF?
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04-24-2011 11:51
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there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...
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04-24-2011 11:38 by
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If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
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04-24-2011 11:30 by
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