Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life

   for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.

   almost drowned in the shower yesterday, so today I have my life jacket and the voices and I have rehearsed what to do in case of an emergency

   silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.

   If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!!!

   Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?

   Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!

   OMG! Jesus is back! .... Hide the eggs!

   She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.

   The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.

   We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

   We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

   If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

   Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.

   How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

   People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

   There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

   Thought I put my finger on something good, but its snot.

   I see you poked me. I assume you are DTF?

   there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...