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   messageicon for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon almost drowned in the shower yesterday, so today I have my life jacket and the voices and I have rehearsed what to do in case of an emergency
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:12 by THECHAD Comments (0)  


   messageicon silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!!!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:49 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:25 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! Jesus is back! .... Hide the eggs!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:42 by Tiffany Vo Comments (0)  


   messageicon She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:20 by Unknown Guy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:19 by Unknown Guy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:18 by Unknown Guy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:26 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought I put my finger on something good, but its snot.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see you poked me. I assume you are DTF?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:38 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  



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