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   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On this day, 25 years ago, Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault. WTF is he still working?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:57 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks cell phone companies need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:53 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon more kisses begin with Budweiser or good weed than Kay
←Rate | 04-23-2011 20:44 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Antoine Dodson arrested for possession of marijuana. He should have added that to his list of things to hide...
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by @Qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 18:46 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are from Venus? That's bull. They're from Pluto. How else can they stand outside a club in freezing rainy weather with nothing but a mini skirt?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 17:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't have an affair with a puppeteer. There are strings attached...
←Rate | 04-23-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon its always a good friday when your getting paid
←Rate | 04-23-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ski racks on my car say I'm fun, adventurous, and can't figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 15:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I figured out what Obama was talking about when he said there is going to be CHANGE.It's all we have left to carry in our front pocket when he is done taking his part !!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 14:43 by ricky painter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me. Anyway about halfway down he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"
←Rate | 04-23-2011 13:48 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw Bigfoot!! Oh wait, its just the mother in law.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a porn star, but I'll give it a try.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 13:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not my birthday, but I'll take a spanking anyway.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor has diagnosed me with mild tourettes. Blast.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 12:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend was really as she's just won a makeover. "It's just like that show on Channel 4!" she beamed... "What, Scrapheap Challenge?".
←Rate | 04-23-2011 12:48 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  



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