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   messageicon Dear DroidX, I am not trying to spell "Duck"...thank you!
←Rate | 04-27-2011 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet George Washington never imagined he'd be the number one cause of lapdances.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 00:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think how interesting facebook would be if there was a "cheating on spouse with _______" relationship status
←Rate | 04-27-2011 00:14 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well,today was a total waste of your makeup
←Rate | 04-26-2011 23:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey you. Yeah you. No, not you... That other guy. You right there! Yes, you.... Do you like tacos?
←Rate | 04-26-2011 23:16 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel duped. I went to a march of dimes event, and I didn't see a single damn dime marching.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 22:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow! The kids from Glee are all singing about accepting themselves for who they are, the autotuned cranked up to 10. Think about that. Take as much time as you need....
←Rate | 04-26-2011 22:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the accomplishments of science like mapping the gnome, spaceships on planets, etc.. You think someone would be able to devise a toothpaste that didn't make orange juice taste like ass. Just sayin'
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:58 by JAC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a good girl, I am. I just never said what I am good at.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready to have one too many!
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I accomplished NOTHING today! And yes, I'm proud of that AND I still have my jammies on :)
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think I'm bad just imagine two of me!
←Rate | 04-26-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure which pants to wear today... smarty or fancy.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:46 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what is better than dry shampoo? Showering.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:45 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon This may be the wine talking but... "Help! He's drinking me.., he's drinking me!"
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:45 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:43 by tails277 Comments (0)  


   messageicon very surprised at the number of my family members actually willing to admit they are related to me.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:04 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:22 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers have the best candy
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:21 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  



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