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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
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04-06-2011 23:39 by
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Uncle Luke is running for Mayor of Miami... (no punch line..its funny enough!)
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04-06-2011 23:18
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Sometimes I fill up my blow up doll with helium so its playing hard to get.
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04-06-2011 23:14 by
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it too late convert Charlie Sheen into a Redsox's fan so they can start winning?
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04-06-2011 23:11 by
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I like to stand by the elevator doors, wait until they close, turn around and say, "I suppose you're wondering why I asked you all here."
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04-06-2011 22:57
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believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone's day - even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.
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04-06-2011 22:31 by
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watches the Dancing with the Stars each week, hoping "Johnny Lawrence" jumps on stage and sweeps Ralph Macchio's leg.
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04-06-2011 22:31 by
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checking out Chatroulette and all I'm seeing are a bunch of guys pointing at me - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT A FINGER!!
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04-06-2011 22:30 by
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thinks if you do not have enough regret in your life, try shaving your head while living in Western PA.
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04-06-2011 22:30 by
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believes "Law and Order" should feature the characters from Scooby Doo - well at least for one episode.
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04-06-2011 22:29 by
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You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
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04-06-2011 22:17 by
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Kids are looking at Google Earth...I told them when I was growing up my Google Earth consisted of a map, a push pin, and a post it note that said you are here
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04-06-2011 21:37 by
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wondering why Charlie seems to have lost his Sheen...
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04-06-2011 21:02 by
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tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"
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04-06-2011 20:55 by
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forgetting about the price tag.... and hoping my dad does the same whenever he gets my credit card statement!!
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04-06-2011 20:44 by
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sorry I'm drunk and I posted the same status twice....oopsy!
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04-06-2011 20:23 by
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I never make the same mistake twice.... I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
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04-06-2011 20:20 by
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the thing I want to be said when i'm laying in the casket is " Look he moved!"
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04-06-2011 20:14
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I had excellent grilled chicken for dinner that I'm actually enjoying the taste of my burps.
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04-06-2011 20:07 by
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my wife said she let a sbd go in church I said she needed new batteries for her hearing aid.
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