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Barack Obama will now use this convenient news of killing of Osama Bin Laden as his biggest selling point to the voters for the 2012 Presidential Election. "Under my watch, we took down Bin Laden..."
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05-01-2011 23:08
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at least the news will make ppl shut the f**k up bout the "royal wedding"
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05-01-2011 23:07
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It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!
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05-01-2011 23:04 by
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We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!
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05-01-2011 23:03 by
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Osama Bin Laden is enjoying his 12 virgins right about now.
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05-01-2011 23:03 by
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Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.
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05-01-2011 23:00
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Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?
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05-01-2011 22:57 by
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Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!
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05-01-2011 22:56
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Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.
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05-01-2011 22:54 by
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Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.
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05-01-2011 22:44 by
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[ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me
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05-01-2011 22:43 by
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Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???
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05-01-2011 21:14 by
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I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.
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05-01-2011 21:00
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Proof that a level weirder than weirdness exists
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05-01-2011 20:53
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Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me
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05-01-2011 20:47 by
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I tried the "Hokey Pokey" put my left foot in; took my left foot out... Mofo still won't shut up. Ain't that what it's all about?
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05-01-2011 20:33
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!
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05-01-2011 17:59 by
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Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music from the internet.
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05-01-2011 17:44 by
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My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that..
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05-01-2011 17:12 by
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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05-01-2011 17:10 by
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