Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   That awkward moment when your EX is you Doctor O_o!

   To the Fast and Furious franchise has started production of their latest movie. It is tenatively called Tokyo Adrift.

   People know what tautology means or they don't.

   Developing News: I already started drinking.

   Advice of the day: Never do a runner from a Kenyan restaurant.

   What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion! (I'm here all day)

   American presidents: ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻

   Funny is grown adults who think they are still in an AOL chat room! haha

   One word that says It all "SHUDDAFUGUP"

   Funny how Facebook is Fantasy Island for some. They pretend to be something they are not on FB but in real life are real douchebags!

   Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.

   gas prices are higher than Charlie Sheen !

   Fought a guy in a wheelchair. He said I'll get you when I get to heaven and get my legs back. I said, it's a Stairway to Heaven, not a ramp.

   I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.

   The magic of Facebook - you can poke each other all day long and no one has to lay in the wet spot :-P

   Hypochondriacs with OCD make the best house keepers.

   I'm feeling just a little under the table this morning.....

   head and shoulders needs to come out with a new shampoo. called knees and toes

   It seems I have 3 personalities. One that has a plan, one that completely screws up the plan, and one that says "what the hell happened to the plan?"......

   I thought bullying was no longer socially acceptable....so why are the Republicans doing it?