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   messageicon Ukrainian Mail-Order Brides is the way to go
←Rate | 04-28-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:48 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting on the United States to hold concerts for money to donate to Alabama and those affected in the horrible tornados. We do it for everyone else for any other reason right?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:31 by ESH Comments (1)  


   messageicon Peppermint Schnapps, the mouthwash you can swallow
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon rRjection is tough, I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the highly confidential nature of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:23 by Massena43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon all the QUEEN'S horses and ALL the QUEEN'S MEN could not get me up at 4am for THOSE wedding SHENANIGANS!!!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're lucky to be born so beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now accepting applications for FWB. Several positions open. Please email me photos and resume.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 18:38 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only Royal Crown I'm interested in at 4am is some Crown Royal..
←Rate | 04-28-2011 18:09 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter was invented to teach women how to communicate silently in 140 characters or less.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 17:26 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon im two short of a three sum. wheres ben&jerry?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 17:19 by ashcashftw Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont get it? if pandas eat bamboo all the time why are they so fat???
←Rate | 04-28-2011 17:17 by ashcashftw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna feel confident and attractive? Me too! Let's all get drunk!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 17:17 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think McGlovin and Obama got their ID at the same place
←Rate | 04-28-2011 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The republican party are "carnival barkers"
←Rate | 04-28-2011 15:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money talks...but all mine ever says is "good-bye."
←Rate | 04-28-2011 15:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  



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